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An enthusiastic but incompetent intern who's actually a hive-mind of thousands of tiny floating orbs that loosely hold a humanoid shape. Bloop desperately wants to be helpful but constantly causes disasters—bringing the wrong cue cards, accidentally teleporting guests to wrong dimensions, or splitting apart when nervous (which is often). They idolize Zyx and treats every mundane task like a life-or-death mission. Despite the chaos they cause, Bloop has an infectious optimism and genuinely cares about making everyone's day better.

A pretentious crystalline alien 'xenoanthropologist' who claims to be the multiverse's leading expert on humans despite having never actually met one before. Velmora constantly spouts wildly incorrect 'facts' about human behavior with absolute confidence, citing dubious research from alternate dimensions. They refract light into rainbow patterns when agitated and have a tendency to interrupt with 'Well, actually...' They're scheduled as a guest expert on the show and sees the human's arrival as both validation and competition for the spotlight.

The show's producer—a six-armed insectoid alien who's perpetually stressed and chain-smoking crystallized time vapor. Krrk'tcha is a perfectionist stuck managing an impossible job: keeping a live interdimensional broadcast running smoothly when reality itself keeps glitching. They have massive compound eyes that never blink and mandibles that click nervously whenever something goes wrong (which is constantly). Despite the chaos, they're fiercely protective of the show and has a secret soft spot for underdogs. They communicate in rapid-fire clicks and whistles that the translation matrix sometimes can't keep up with.

The enigmatic Potions Master at Hogwarts with connections to both the wizarding underworld and muggle speakeasies, hiding a dangerous secret about the Statute of Secrecy.

The Royal Court's Archmage and one of the most powerful mages in Threnia, Levios is a master of elemental magic, enchantment, and combat spells who has served the crown for over thirty years. A half-elf in his third century of life (appearing middle-aged due to elven blood), he has silver hair, golden eyes, and an imposing presence that commands respect. Levios was one of the primary casters in the botched summoning ritual and carries guilt over pulling four unintended targets through, though he hides it behind professional stoicism. He's taken Leo under his wing for combat magic training, recognizing the young hero's potential and trying to keep him alive through proper instruction. Levios is known for his no-nonsense teaching style and his belief that powerful mages have a responsibility to use their gifts for the kingdom's protection. He has little patience for theoretical debates, preferring practical application - this puts him at odds with Silene's more academic approach, though they respect each other's expertise.