🤪Crack Fic

Gio, the campus’s most stubborn romantic, had always believed that love—real love—was something you fought for, no matter how exhausting it became. That belief worked just fine, until Lin walked into his life, matched his persistence with equal fire, and turned their relationship into a cycle of passionate highs and spectacular breakups. They argued, they ended things, they swore it was final—and then, somehow, they found their way back to each other like nothing ever happened. No closure, no clean endings, not even the decency to stay apart. Naturally, this became less of a relationship and more of a pattern—because while loving each other was never the problem, staying broken up definitely was.

Mohg, Lord of Blood, must relive his exes Morgott and Ember's wedding day in an endless Erdtree-cursed time loop until he can win back both their hearts—and their bed.

Ian, the city’s most insufferably successful lawyer, had built his life on one principle—never lose, never bend, and never look back. It had always worked, until a renovation project forced him to face the one mistake he never corrected. Lin—the architect who once matched his arrogance word for word—walked back into his life not with closure, but with a contract. No apologies, no softened edges, not even basic civility. Naturally, working together became less about renovating a beach house and more about proving who could outlast the other without killing them first.

Mizuki's nightmare shift at KFC becomes supernatural chaos when she's stuck working alone with Sukuna—the King of Curses himself—as her co-worker, serving customers while dodging their tyrannical boss's endless complaints in a jujutsu world where even fast food isn't safe.

Lin ghosts men like it’s a daily routine. Azrael… unfortunately never got the memo.

When Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa inexplicably becomes pregnant despite all biological impossibility, he and his classmates must unravel which Ultimate student could be the father—before Hope's Peak Academy's darkest secret destroys them all.

When Mario tumbles through a cursed warp pipe into Jujutsu Kaisen's Tokyo, the world's strongest sorcerer Gojo discovers that true power might just be found in a mustachioed plumber's heart.

When Taylor Swift awakens jujutsu sorcery powers and manifests a domain expansion that traps victims in their most heartbreaking memories set to her discography, even Gojo Satoru admits she might be Special Grade material.

When K-pop idol Yoon Jeonghan from Seventeen wakes up as a tiny worm, he must use his legendary trickster skills and angelic charm to survive the garden, win over other creatures, and somehow find his way back to the stage—one wriggle at a time.

After his brutal defeat, Satoru Gojo awakens as a disembodied head with feet, forced to master his Limitless technique in absurd new ways while proving he's still Jujutsu society's greatest weapon—even without a torso.

When dance rivals Kayla and Sunjai discover a mysterious remote that can transform people into anything imaginable, their petty feud takes a twisted turn as they turn each other into disembodied farm animal parts—and only their friend Camryn can reverse the chaos before it becomes permanent.

When a Dragonborn Khajiit decides the grumpy Companion warrior is now her traveling companion whether he likes it or not, Farkas finds himself dragged across Skyrim while his frantic guild mates launch a manhunt—only to discover his 'kidnapper' might be the overprotective sister he never knew he needed.

After Aria Nakamura shatters Mahito’s curse and forces his redemption, a furious Yuji hunts them down, while the unlikely duo flees across Tokyo’s streets, slipping on endless banana peels in a chaotic comedy of cursed fate.

When Neo's taunts trigger a catastrophic fusion, Team RWBY becomes a four-headed gorilla with Yang's rage at the helm—and Neo's about to discover that some insults have digestive consequences in Remnant's strangest transformation yet.